My little sisters stayed up really late last night to watch the election results and slept in the next day. This is the note my mother wrote for them when the decided to go to school.


I’m so jealous.
I want to go to the Olympics.


Oh, by the way, did I mention that my last day of high school was Thursday?
So recently we did our senior prank. We had to get all the pranks approved by the deans, so there wasn’t really any way to prank the students. Instead, we decided to prank the teachers.
For the science teachers, we filled one’s room with red solo cups filled with rice (we couldn’t do water because of the electronics). We vandalized another’s with caution tape/streamers, we hung his dummies, and we put the science fair posters on the ceiling. In the last one’s room, we filled his room with referrals/detention slips (since he always threatens us with them).
In our eco/gov teacher’s room, we filled it with 1000+ balloons. For the history teacher, we put all her desks in the gym and put a pool in her room (which she later wiped out in and had to change her clothes).
We stole our English teacher’s giant Elvis cardboard cut out and held him for ransom.
We vandalized the guidance office with signs that we made.
In the math teacher’s room, we put alarm clocks in the ceiling and set them for different times.
Overall, I would say it was a very successful prank.
GRAD BASH WAS SO MUCH FUN.
The class of 2012 will no longer consist of “hard partying” students looking for a “laid-back” course.
A survey of 1,236 school and college leavers reveals that teenagers seeking to go to university this autumn are adopting a more “savvy” approach to enrolling for courses.
Also, all the colleges I’ve applied to say they’ve received record breaking amounts of applications this year. GREAT.
Why did everyone decide to be smart all of a sudden?





