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theweekmagazine: Dear Abby: My boyfriend is going to be 20 years old next month. I’d like to give him something nice for his birthday. What do you think he’d like? —CarolDear Carol: Nevermind what he’d like, give him a tie. Dear Abby: Our son married a girl when he was in the service. They were married in February and she had an 8 1/2-pound baby girl in August. She said the baby was premature. Can an 8 1/2-pound baby be this premature? —Wanting to KnowDear Wanting: The baby was on time. The wedding was late. Forget it.  Here, 13 of Dear Abby’s best zingers.

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Dear Abby: My boyfriend is going to be 20 years old next month. I’d like to give him something nice for his birthday. What do you think he’d like? —Carol
Dear Carol: Nevermind what he’d like, give him a tie.

Dear Abby: Our son married a girl when he was in the service. They were married in February and she had an 8 1/2-pound baby girl in August. She said the baby was premature. Can an 8 1/2-pound baby be this premature? —Wanting to Know
Dear Wanting: The baby was on time. The wedding was late. Forget it. 

Here, 13 of Dear Abby’s best zingers.

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July 6th
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Serious college advice needed - what language should I take?

Ok, so I need to pick a language to take in college. I have to take this language for 3 years (6 semesters) so I can fulfill one of my major requirements. I want to work for the government one day, so I want to pick a language that makes me “marketable.”

Here are my options:

  1. Arabic (hard to learn, but one of the most needed languages right now)
  2. Russian (easier to learn and still important, but not as important as Arabic)
  3. Persian/Farsi (hard to learn, but spoken in Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, and Pakistan)

My mom thinks I should do Arabic, while my dad thinks I should stick with French (since I studied it throughout high school).

HELP.

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