azogsgymcoach:

I took a 7 week coast to coast road trip after being laid off from Boeing. I didn’t have a camper but realized that being able to pull off the road at a rest or truck stop was the way to go to make the trip affordable. With a few sheets of 1/2” plywood and misc. hardware this is what I came up with. The effort was well worth the time and materials.

I would love to do this some day

My neighbor has a car horn that sounds like a train whistle…
IT IS UNNECESSARY TO HONK YOUR TRAIN WHISTLE HORN AT 1:20 IN THE MORNING YOU OBNOXIOUS WHORE.

My neighbor has a car horn that sounds like a train whistle…

IT IS UNNECESSARY TO HONK YOUR TRAIN WHISTLE HORN AT 1:20 IN THE MORNING YOU OBNOXIOUS WHORE.

Why don’t adults make kids wear their seat belts?

Today when I was driving to Chipotle, I saw a 4-5 year old girl in the car with her grandmother. This little girl was not in a car seat or wearing a seat belt, and she was completly hanging out of the opened window. I switched lanes, drove up next to her car, rolled down my window, and yelled, “You should be wearing a seat belt!” The grandmother honked at me and tried to tell me off, but I just kept driving. 

If you look closely, you can see the troll face. On the other side was the forever alone face. Welly World for the win.

If you look closely, you can see the troll face. On the other side was the forever alone face. Welly World for the win.

My all time favorite commercial.

8 fears.

  1. Never getting married.
  2. Never having kids.
  3. Dying.
  4. Car crashes.
  5. The Ring girl coming out of my TV.
  6. My house catching fire.
  7. Zombie apocalypse. 
  8. Biological warfare.

IN FLORIDA, OLD PEOPLE CAUSE MORE CAR CRASHES THAN TEENAGERS!
Suck it old people.

IN FLORIDA, OLD PEOPLE CAUSE MORE CAR CRASHES THAN TEENAGERS!

Suck it old people.

Remember to buckle up!

Hipster car in my neighborhood.

Hipster car in my neighborhood.

(via thenewshit)