My little sisters stayed up really late last night to watch the election results and slept in the next day. This is the note my mother wrote for them when the decided to go to school.
how many virgins do i have to sacrifice to satan to know what happened to zuko’s mom
- Mom: Oh, I love you so much, but you really need a haircut.
- Me: Really? You think so?
- Mom: I was talking to the dog.
My Mother and Computers
- Mom: If I just scan the letter, then I can copy and paste the words into my newsletter. Right?
- Me: Mom, no. Just no.
My mother’s religious views on facebook.
My mother's facebook status regarding my placement into Slytherin house.
- Mom's status: I always tell when my children do well and I'm so proud. Tonight, I'm not proud. And you know me, I'm quite honest and share a lot with you all. Jordan was able to get into Pottermore. Today, she took her test to see what house she would get. She was placed in Slytherin and she's crushed. Like jump off bridge crushed. I'm terribly disappointed. We had higher hopes for her life, but this is what we now face. It's a burden. It's a bit embarrassing. We will have to find a way to go on....
- Mom's comment: I fully expect Taylor Capizola to be placed in Syltherin. It's a good match for her. Don't disappoint us, Taylor. All hopes are pinned on you.
- Taylor's comment: Did I mention I'm the heir of Slytherin? Because I am. Slytherin since 1994
- Mom's comment: We spent so much time and money preparing Jordan. And this is what it is.....:(. Taylor, I have no doubt at all you will rise high in the ranks of future death eaters, and one day rule them all.
REBLOG if when ever you walk in to the doctors, and they ask you whats wrong, you immediately turn to your mum and she explains.
omfg my mom asked to borrow my laptop & my computer is now filled with webcam pictures of my dog posing with a lemon
no words.
I told my mom I got a 95 on my midterm and this was her response.
- Mom: OmG U R SO AMAZING
- Mom: And I'm AMAZING BECAUSE I MADE U AMAZING
"You’re lucky I had you when I was young. My eggs were still good and you didn’t come out a half deteriorated human being."
My Mom
My mother texting me about Georgetown
- Me: The prof is a hipster
- Me: So are most of the kids
- Mom: U can be a hipster
- Me: Hipsters are becoming to mainstream.
- Mom: I'm going to be a hipster
My mom planking with my dog.
